Explain The Tape President Harper

President Harper scowled and kicked a cat today after a news report showed a tape of him talking about a financial deal to sway a dying MPs vote is authentic.

The hapless Harper is using every means at his Republican Conservative party's disposal to discredit the legitimate tape recording of his voice talking about a deal to Chuck Cadman.

Harper rightfully fears the tape will be blared over and over again at every stop the climate-denying chump will make during the next federal election.

It was the Young Liberals who really pissed off the cat lover a few months back when they drove around Parliament Hill in a van outfitted with speakers blaring the recording of Harper.

Harper went apeshit, say sources, when the van stopped below his third-floor office and cranked up the volume of the tape with his voice talking about financial considerations.

His lame-duck party hired some so-called audio experts to suggest the tape was doctored.

Now it appears those same experts are backing off their original findings because the Republican Conservatives lied to them about the tape they were given.

Explain the tape Harper.