Harper Pees Pants?
Much hilarity in the House of Commons on Wednesday over the wet stain on the front of President Harper's pants.
It seems the man who drives women over to the Liberals in droves - that would be Peter Van Lunatic - was so incensed during Question Period he knocked a glass of water on the hapless Harper.
What got him so pissed off? Step forward Liberal Foreign Affairs critic Bob Rae.
Rae had just said in the House that Van Loan liked to pull the wings off butterflies when he was a kid.
The comeback by Rae prompted the over stuffed Van Loonie to jump to his feet in protest and with the grace of an elephant on crack, he knocked the glass flying into the lap of the lesser President, a cat lover.
Probably the first thing Harper has had on his lap in weeks.
As for pulling the wings off butterflies, The Pain is certain that many others on the luddite benches of the Conservatives have done worse.
Cavemen do those sorts of things.
It seems the man who drives women over to the Liberals in droves - that would be Peter Van Lunatic - was so incensed during Question Period he knocked a glass of water on the hapless Harper.
What got him so pissed off? Step forward Liberal Foreign Affairs critic Bob Rae.
Rae had just said in the House that Van Loan liked to pull the wings off butterflies when he was a kid.
The comeback by Rae prompted the over stuffed Van Loonie to jump to his feet in protest and with the grace of an elephant on crack, he knocked the glass flying into the lap of the lesser President, a cat lover.
Probably the first thing Harper has had on his lap in weeks.
As for pulling the wings off butterflies, The Pain is certain that many others on the luddite benches of the Conservatives have done worse.
Cavemen do those sorts of things.
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