Shit Floats To Top: So Does Baird

Hairweave International spokesgirl John Baird has taken to the Ottawa airwaves to defend against his loud mouth.

Baird, as the world knows, makes puke look tasty.

The wreckless minister of Hot Air and Global Warming, is wasting thousands of dollars on a radio campaign to defend against the growing uproar over his decision to stick Ottawans with a whopping property tax increase after he scuttled plans for a light rail system.

Baird has become a huge embarrassment for President Harper because of his loud, bombastic mouth - a pie hole big enough to swallow a foot long.

Baird's decision to interfere in Ottawa's municipal election two years ago has caught up to the shit lover.

The City of Ottawa has already begun preliminary negotiations to settle $300 million in lawsuits stemming from Baird's irresponsible interference. Taxpayers will eventually be on the hook for the settlement.

The House of Commons will also probe Baird's role in the cancellation of the project.

Baird is also at the centre of a police probe into bribery allegations stemming from the same municipal election.

Baird has also royally screwed up the federal environment portfolio and his secret, late-night visits to Toronto have all the making of a yet another scandal in the offing.

Meanwhile, back to the radio ads. Baird portrays himself as a defender of city interests.

What the ads don't say is that Baird is an abject failure, unfit to hold office.

The only thing he is fit to hold is a foot long.