Nutty Professor Harper Now A Nuclear Expert

President Stephen Harper is now the Homer Simpson of nuclear physics in Canada.

The failed accountant and cat lover shocked the international science community this week in the House of Commons when he said he knew more about nuclear safety than the scientists who oversee Canada's crippled nuclear reactors. What the fuck?

The lesser President, of course, knows shit about science except for the fat content of a Big Mac and fries.

He showed his mettle on the nuclear file by allowing two bozo ministers - Gary Lunn and Tony Clement - to magnify the incompetence of his Republican Conservative government.

The Harper government inaction on this file has caused a critical shortage of medical isotopes, putting the lives of thousands of people in Canada and around the world at risk.

But there Harper was in full bluster and bull telling Opposition MPs that the Chalk River nuclear reactor should be powered up despite warnings from the Nuclear Safety Commission that Chalk River was a Three Mile Island waiting to happen if safety concerns were not addressed.

The bigger question is where the fuck does Harper get off threatening officials to restart a broken reactor - a knee jerk move that has the potential to kill thousands of innocent people living down wind from a potential radioactive disaster.

Harper is becoming one of the most vindictive and irresponsible Republican Conservative President's in memory.

There is a good chance that he will go down in history as the most despised PM in history, edging out his mentor Brian Mulroney.

Duh!