Jet Ski Day A Caveman Not Worth Tasering

When he's not writing strange fiction in the middle night, Public Safety Pin Minister Doris Day makes caricatures out of monkeys out of Play-Doh.

Day, a jet-ski enthusiast, mused on the weekend that Canadians shouldn't be overly outraged that his personal police force zapped to death a confused Polish tourist at Vancouver Airport - a Taser death caught on videotape and transmitted around the world.

The world got a cold and shocking glimpse of the New Canada since President Stephen Harper, a cat lover, and his Republican Conservatives took office.

Day shrugged off the senseless stun gun attack and others equally horrifying in Canada by police, and suggested Canadians stop whining and vent their anger at drunk drivers.

Typical Day. Change the channel. Quit criticing the Keystone Cops he shepherds over.

It's not like the horsemen did anything wrong when Robert Dziekanski, 40, arrived.

The Polish immigrant was given a special Taser welcome under Harper's New Canada.

He was fucking killed by police after he got off the plane.

Welcome To The New Canada.