How Do You Spell Idiot: POILIEVRE
More stunning news outta President Harper's bunker of morons today.
Diaper Boy MP and hand-job artist Pierre Poilievre has enraged Ottawa's teenage set and school officials with his latest brainchild to stop teenagers from humping until they reach 16 years of age.
While it is not clear whether Poilievre has ever had sex (except perhaps with himself), the Ottawa area eyesore and potty mouth is offering teens a chance to win $1,000 if they write a 500-word essay and collect 25 signatures on a petition to raise the age of sexual consent to 16 from 14.
Students said the deal makes them uncomfortable.
"He is a very creepy person," a local teen told a local radio station. "He creeps me and my friends out."
Another teen, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, called Poilievre a dildo for treating teens like infants.
"He's a fucking weenie," the teen said.
"If I want to give someone head when I'm 15, I'm going down. He should take his essay and petition and go whack off in a corner."
Horny Conservatives are quietly condemning the move by Republican Conservatives to increase the age of consent.
Said one: "There's nothing sweeter than a young piece of ass. Pretty soon we'll be passing a motion to raise the drinking age to 28. Conservatives are experts at taking the fun out of life."
Que sera, sera.
Diaper Boy MP and hand-job artist Pierre Poilievre has enraged Ottawa's teenage set and school officials with his latest brainchild to stop teenagers from humping until they reach 16 years of age.
While it is not clear whether Poilievre has ever had sex (except perhaps with himself), the Ottawa area eyesore and potty mouth is offering teens a chance to win $1,000 if they write a 500-word essay and collect 25 signatures on a petition to raise the age of sexual consent to 16 from 14.
Students said the deal makes them uncomfortable.
"He is a very creepy person," a local teen told a local radio station. "He creeps me and my friends out."
Another teen, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, called Poilievre a dildo for treating teens like infants.
"He's a fucking weenie," the teen said.
"If I want to give someone head when I'm 15, I'm going down. He should take his essay and petition and go whack off in a corner."
Horny Conservatives are quietly condemning the move by Republican Conservatives to increase the age of consent.
Said one: "There's nothing sweeter than a young piece of ass. Pretty soon we'll be passing a motion to raise the drinking age to 28. Conservatives are experts at taking the fun out of life."
Que sera, sera.
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