Baird Tells Canadian Youth To Fuck Off

Oh pity poor John Baird, the loud mouth minister responsible for hot air and global warming. NOT.

Reports out of Bali today show the incompetent minister was a no-show at a highly publicized forum because he was too chicken to face a Canadian youth delegation who had some tough questions about the destruction of the environment at the hands of President Harper's Republican Conservatives.

Baird is now at the centre of a political bribery scandal in Canada.

He is ducking and hiding. His daily evening strolls through the bars of Bali have all but ended. His early morning saunas with his special friends have dried up.

Why?

He's too yellow to face the music and answer questions about his role in the bribery scandal that will likely lead to the resignation of Ottawa's Republican Conservative Mayor Larry, Moe and Curly O'Brien.

Baird has become an international Yobbo. Keep up the good work in Indonesia.