Santa Claus Says Harper A Failure And Sabatoeur
The jolly fellow in the red suit and white beard finally got it right this year.
Santa Claus and a bunch of elves (thank the lord John Baird is hiding on a beach in Bali) were making their way to the piss-stained cat mansion at 24 Sussex Drive this evening to deliver President Harper his Christmas gift.
Concerned about the North Pole melting because of the lesser President's disregard for the environment, Santa said today he is offended and ashamed at Canada's deliberate attempts to derail climate change talks in Indonesia.
So Santa and his elves plan to engage in non-violent, civil disobedience outside the gates at the mansion to deliver lumps of coal to Harper for his abysmal failure to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
"I've made a list and checked it twice and it's obvious to me that Stephen has been very naughty," Santa said in a statement.
"In fact, he's been downright embarrassing to the people of Canada. All he cares about, it seems, are his friends in the oil patch. For that, this Christmas, he deserves coal. My hope is that he'll realize the error of his ways, and undergo transformative redemption."
Santa fully expects Harper's personal police force to intervene tonight.
"If Harper had his way there would be no Christmas," Santa said.
Santa Claus and a bunch of elves (thank the lord John Baird is hiding on a beach in Bali) were making their way to the piss-stained cat mansion at 24 Sussex Drive this evening to deliver President Harper his Christmas gift.
Concerned about the North Pole melting because of the lesser President's disregard for the environment, Santa said today he is offended and ashamed at Canada's deliberate attempts to derail climate change talks in Indonesia.
So Santa and his elves plan to engage in non-violent, civil disobedience outside the gates at the mansion to deliver lumps of coal to Harper for his abysmal failure to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
"I've made a list and checked it twice and it's obvious to me that Stephen has been very naughty," Santa said in a statement.
"In fact, he's been downright embarrassing to the people of Canada. All he cares about, it seems, are his friends in the oil patch. For that, this Christmas, he deserves coal. My hope is that he'll realize the error of his ways, and undergo transformative redemption."
Santa fully expects Harper's personal police force to intervene tonight.
"If Harper had his way there would be no Christmas," Santa said.
posted by pain in the grits at 11:46 AM
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