Is That A Pickle In Your Pants?

Minister of Who Really Knows Anymore Vic Toews appears to be in a bit of pickle these days - largely because of where he stuck his Dill, and we're not talking about the woman who has filed for divorce against the failed former justice minister.

It seems the champion of family values who represents Bible thumpers somewhere in Manitoba is vying for a job as a judge as he looks for a diamond paved off-ramp from Parliament Hill.

We can give the twit credit for floating his resume around after failing to cut the grade in President Harper's B-Team cabinet, but trying to land a job as judge is fucking insane for the empty cranium.

One must have judgment to become a judge. Toews apparently has none.

Just look at his personal life.

He was dumped as justice minister, but not before using his influence to promote a friend (remember the pickle) to a judgeship in Manitoba.

His wife has had enough of the wandering pickle, and new concerns have been raised about his steamy relationship with a Republican Conservative staffer in Ottawa.

The good news is that it appears Toews will be eligible for Harper's after tax $71 a month in child-care assistance.

Keep it up Vic.

And if your pickle could fly, we would suggest signing up for Aeroplan. You'd fly for free from now on.