Could This Be Love - Bob Marley
Treasury Board Bully John Beard's open courtship of New Democrap MP Patsy Martin is all the rage on open-line shows today.
Beard just couldn't help himself while critiquing Republican-Conservative stalling tactics to delay passage of President Harper's unaccountability legislation.
Those in the room where the truth-challenged Beard was commenting on the 50 amendments his Republican-Conservatives have introduced in the Senate, say Beard fondly mentioned Patsy dozens of times.
He praised his "special" friend for the late nights and long hours the couple have spent together over wine and cheese balls, hashing out amendments to fix what most pundits say is the most flawed piece of legislation since the President's plan to outlaw farting and burping as part of an environmental package last week.
Beard and Patsy have a long history together. The relationship blossomed just before the 2006 election when Patsy's new democraps got under the wool sheets with Beard's Republican-Conservatives and after much pillow talk walked down the aisle and forced an election.
It is well known in the nation's capital that Beard and Patsy spend a lot of time together working on tactics at Question Period and propping each other up when one is down. Patsy's boss, I forget his name, is said to be concerned about the relationship now that Garth Turner has been kicked out of the Republican-Conservative caucus for being open and honest.
Word has it that Patsy would be a perfect fit for the Republican-Conservative seat vacated by Turner.
Beard just couldn't help himself while critiquing Republican-Conservative stalling tactics to delay passage of President Harper's unaccountability legislation.
Those in the room where the truth-challenged Beard was commenting on the 50 amendments his Republican-Conservatives have introduced in the Senate, say Beard fondly mentioned Patsy dozens of times.
He praised his "special" friend for the late nights and long hours the couple have spent together over wine and cheese balls, hashing out amendments to fix what most pundits say is the most flawed piece of legislation since the President's plan to outlaw farting and burping as part of an environmental package last week.
Beard and Patsy have a long history together. The relationship blossomed just before the 2006 election when Patsy's new democraps got under the wool sheets with Beard's Republican-Conservatives and after much pillow talk walked down the aisle and forced an election.
It is well known in the nation's capital that Beard and Patsy spend a lot of time together working on tactics at Question Period and propping each other up when one is down. Patsy's boss, I forget his name, is said to be concerned about the relationship now that Garth Turner has been kicked out of the Republican-Conservative caucus for being open and honest.
Word has it that Patsy would be a perfect fit for the Republican-Conservative seat vacated by Turner.
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