Bully Baird Hides Under Legal Skirt

Treasury Board Bully John Beard has hired a team of legal chipmunks to defend the thin skin of the closeted politician.

The face of Republican-Conservatism is crying foul over a satirical video montage of his cheap hair weave that was supposed to air this week on the Rick Mercer show.

But before the snarling bully could be lampooned he dipped into the public purse and hired an Ottawa lawyer to fire off a threatening cease and desist order to the brass at the public broadcaster.

The knee-jerk powers at the CBC did not want to lose the nearly $1 billion in taxpayer funding the network gobbles up annually and caved.

Too bad.

Now Canadians must tune in to the daily Question Period in the House of Commons to watch Bully Beard lampoon himself.