President Harper is a Big Fat Liar And Getting Fatter

Big Jim Flaherty kicked all Canadians in the twins today by raping investment portfolios of what could amount to $30 billion in losses after President Harper broke a key election promise not to fiddle with income trusts.

Stock markets plunged and investments were wiped out by the former Mike Harris bean counter's decision to tax income trusts. Ottawa was abuzz today over yet another Republican-Conservative flip flop.

The President told the weekly gathering of caucus cavemen that it was OK to screw taxpayers.

"If Peter MacKay and my close confidant Norman Spector can call women dogs and bitches, then I can call taxpayers suckers," he said to applause. "Canadian voters are stupid. Proof in point, they elected us. We will win them back with candy and free handguns. Trust me."