Lukiwski A Lazy Lout, survey

You are about to enter a new dimension, or it could just be dementia on the part of an overly pissed staffer of Republican-Conservative MP Tom Lukiwski, a no-name backbencher who still uses a map to find the men's room in Centre Block.

The staffer, Chris Montgomery, sent an e-mail this week encouraging MPs to vote for Lukiswski as the laziest MP on Parliament Hill. The survey is being conducted on behalf of Maclean's, L'actualité and the Dominion Institute.

The staffer noted that Lukiwski reached the pinnacle of laziness when he read Archie comic books out loud for two hours at the Commons environment committee during a filibuster to thwart Kyoto.

Montgomery, a reform school runaway who was learning to read until President Harper killed adult literacy programs, perhaps crossed the line in his electronic mailing when he waxed about how his boss has so much time on his hands he is known as the ''go-to'' guy on the Hill if you ever need a coffee or paper clips.

To quote from Montgomery: "While, in my biased opinion, I feel he should easily lose all of the survey's seven categories, I think you can all agree with me that Tom Lukiwski is the laziest MP on the Hill please take the time to so-indicate on the survey."

Methinks Montgomery's days on The Hill are over.