Finley's Verbal Flatulance Forces Security Removal

Doug Finley, the masternmind behind the Conservative election in and out advertising scheme in 2006, stumped through Parliament Hill this week thinking he was big man on campus. Until he pissed in the wind and took a shower.

More like dufus on campus, or a Belushi character.

Finley made an arse of himself again, trying to bully and intimidate former Conservative candidates who were conned by President Harper's Republican Conservatives to participate in an elaborate $1.3 million election advertising scheme that is under investigation.

Charges are expected soon. RCMP paddy wagons are filling up their tanks as you read.

Finley was such an idiot that burly security guards, batons in hand, had to be called to physically removed the frumpy chump from a committee room where he stormed into uninvited. The hearings were held to get to the bottom of the fraud.

All Finley did was underscore how the Republican Conservative party snookered candidates, many of whom testified they were duped into the scheme.

But then again, that's the Harper way. His way, or highway.