Paid News on Dork Snooze

Ever wonder why Dork Snooze routinely selects the most negative stories on the Liberals and makes up its own fiction to portray the Grits and its new leader in a negative light.

Well, guess what, space on Dork Snooze can be bought.

For a $1,000 fee, Dork Snooze will publish anything you want and, for a similar amount, it will keep stories off the Dork website.

The Republican-Conservatives are heavy financial contributors to Dork Snooze to ensure that rarely a negative Republican-Conservative story appears. The Liberals have rightly refused to be strong armed.

The website, of course, is operated by a go-cart enthusiast who oddly believes he will join Jimmie Johnson atop the NASCAR podium one day.

The day that happens with be the same day President Harper dumps the wife, leaves the cats, and enters into a gay union with Treasury Board Bully and international hair weave spokesman John Beard. Ricky Bobby you are not Dork.

But Dork will soldier on, spending Papa Dork's money like it's his own to further a racing nightmare that will end in a spectacular slow-moving violation on the Don Valley Parkway.

He will continue to solicit paid-for yellow journalism to keep his go cart gassed and the Republican-Conservatives in his headlights, er, headlines.