President Harper Sulks

President Harper, a cat lover, is beating his hairless chest this week as media outlets get ready for the windbag's end-of-year interviews.

Get out the barf bags folks.

The lesser president, of course, despises the national media because he is a plunk head with the charm of a nat.

While the mimes around the lesser President prep the dicktator for his sit down gabfests, one network has been given the cold shoulder.

CPAC, the national public affairs channel, is being snubbed by the President.

It appears the George Bush wannabe is still pissed at CPAC for its convention coverage a couple of years ago of the President hoofing a chair in a fit of rage.

Harper threw a temper tantrum at the convention when a staffer brought him a Big Mac instead of a Quarterpounder.

He threw one of his common hissy fits (a trait he passed down to head communist mime Sandra Buckler) and kicked a chair in view of media.

The President, according to sources, still holds a grudge at CPAC for reporting on his childish behaviour.

What a baby.

Soothers and diapers can be sent to 24 Sussex Drive.