Bend Over Baird

President Harper is going out of his way to pump a lot of toxic crap into the ground as part of his scheme to tax farting and burping to destroy the environment.

The hapless dictator (move over Fidel) should give his head a shake and look at other alternatives to make carbon emmissions disappear.

He need look no further than his front bench of knuckle draggers to help solve the environment crisis.

For instance, Minister of Hot Air and Carbon Emissions John Beard could be enlisted to help clear the air of carbon.

How?

Just shove a huge pipe up his backside and start pumping.

Hey, if the lesser President wants to pump the stuff into the ground, why not pump it into Baird.

It's safer, cheaper and Rusty would purrrrrrrr like a cat.