John Beard Source Of Global Warming

Minister of Hot Air and Carbon Emissions John Beard has become the lead polluter in President Harper's cabinet of muzzled seals.

The international spokesman for hairweave products and closets was caught gain last night pumping pollution into the environment while he dined at a local eatery.

The man who was at (or under) the cabinet table with Mike Harris when decisions were made to close water testing labs in Ontario that lead to seven deaths in Walkerton Ont., is notorious for his late night meals and cocktails on the public dime.

Last night was no different for Rusty. He was spotted at Baton Rouge, a downtown restaurant with a southern flare.

While the so-called environment minister was inside checking out patrons, his chauffeur driven ministerial car was outside with the engine running.

The car choked out fumes for two hours, according to sources who were also in the restaurant.

Guess Beard missed the memo from President Harper that warned all ministers to turn the engines off when the minister is not in the car.

Beard has been a huge embarrassment on the envir file as was his predecessor Run Rona Ambrose.

Turn off the car ass wipe.