How To Get Rid of Harper Nuisances

Tired of Republican-Conservatism. Tired of President Harper's gross mismanagement of the environment while the world around him slowly dies. Tired of the lesser President's follies on the international stage.

Tired of a front bench that cannot speak. Tired of a back bench that unanimously supported cutting funding to programs that helped the most vulnerable in our society - women, aboriginals, illiterate, students, homeless, etc. Tired of having your retirement funds swirl down the drain because of yet another broken election promise. Then listen up folks.

There is a new device on the market to help you get rid of Republican-Conservatives. It's called the LouseBuster, a new blow dryer-like device that can quickly blow lice right off the head of a person with an infected scalp. No more powerful delousing shampoos and nit picking.

But wait, the LouseBuster can also be used to blow Republican-Conservatives off your doorstep when they come knocking at election time. That's right. Just point the device at the candidate and pull the trigger. The nasty nuisance will be gone in seconds and you will feel better.