Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bully Beard Hiding In Elf Stockings

Treasury Board Bully John Beard has gone underground to avoid the glare of media and lawyers who want to tag the international spokesman for hair weave products with a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

Beard, according to sources, is nixing all Christmas plans this year to save his pennies for an impending lawsuit that will likely hit him in the gonads in the New Year for royally screwing up Ottawa's plans to extend a light rail project.

Beard's folly by intervening in the November mayoral race (which elected the city's biggest campaign liar) is the talk of the town.

The supporter of same-sex marriage witheld $200 million in previously approved federal funding to the project during the campaign - a partisan decision to thwart former mayor Bob Chiarelli's chances at re-election.

Beard's blunder effectively killed the project, say critics, and left the Republican Conservative and Canadian taxpayers vulnerable to a huge lawsuit by one of the project's key players.

Stay tuned. And if you see Beard, call police. Check your closets.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pain,

Is he hiding or just in the closet?

11:18 AM  

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