Monday, February 05, 2007

Cops Bust Groping Conservative

Long-time federal Conservative Jim Jones (not the Reverand) has been busted after an employee at a swank Ontario resort said she was groped and sexually assaulted while cleaning a guest room.

Jones, a long-time advocate of morphing the right into what is now President Harper's klan of knuckle draggers, was popped by the cops last week after the staffer at the White Oaks Conference Resort in Niagara-on-the-Lake complained to her manager about being attacked.

The boss dropped a dime to Niagara Regional gumshoes, who cuffed and hauled off the accused to the cop shop. The accused was released after promising to appear in court.

Jones, a former Conservative MP, currently serves as the dupty mayor of Markham.

He got that job after he got his ass kicked in the 2000 election when Liberal John McCallum pummelled the former Canadian Alliance candidate.

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