Harper Bites Head Off Baby

The camera zooms in and stops.

President Harper's ice-cold eyes and Republican Conservative haircut fill the TV screen. He licks his chapped lips, opens his mouth, raises his arm and forces the head of a kitten in his mouth.

Crunch as the head is bitten off (Sorry Ozzie). More crunches. Coughing as the lesser President chokes on some fur. Then he starts laughing.

"I want more Cheddar," he says through bites and fits of gregarious laughter.

Then a voice is heard: THIS AD HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MAJORITY OF CANADIANS WHO CAN'T STAND ATTACK ADS.