President Harper A Cheesehead

President Harper was the subject of some nasty talk today at TSN.

The cat lover showed why more and more Canadians despise his neo conservative bent and his utter disdain for people unless they buy into his extreme right-wing beliefs.

The second worst President in Canadian history - Mulroney comes first - proved yet again why cats come first, cheese second and people third, if at all.

The President was scheduled to tape the opening two lines of "T'was the night before Christmas" for a TSN holiday promotion the other day.

The five-second taping took forever because the President kept TSN reporter Brent Wallace waiting for four hours before he showed up.

Why the delay?

According to sources, the President was stuffing himself with cheese whiz and picking up stray pussies off the street.

He liked one orange tabby so much be brought it to the cat mansion on the Ottawa River and named it Cheddar.

What a cheesehead. (And no offence to Green Bay Packer fans).