Crash Test Dummy Drives For President Harper
Pierre Bourque, the go-kart crash specialist and Republican Conservative shill meister, hit the payload today after President Harper's party of lugnuts, flat tires and cracked windshields coughed up a lot of bling to sponsor his rusty red wagon in the Crappy Tire CRASHCAR Series.
Bourque has his stick shift so far up the exhaust pipes of Republican Conservatives he has become a partisan boob on his Dork Snooze website.
Everyone knows the Republican Conservatives have been paying Dork bags of cash to run Conservative friendly stories on his website while keeping Liberal friendly stories off.
The much-needed cash has been used to fuel his gas-guzzling, fume-spewing wagon in a series of car races nobody watches. In fact, there is more entertainment on the Don Valley Parkway at rush hour than the sleepy series Dork drives in.
His relationship with the lesser President, a cat lover, was confirmed when four cabinet ministers and 10 MPs showed up on the taxpayer dime Sunday to announce the endorsement of his GHG emitting car (with a top speed of about 40 km-h when Dork is behind the wheel).
Dork has been dreaming for years of moving into the Busch series of NASCAR, and even the premiere Nextel Cup series, but because he races no faster than a tricycle being ridden by a chimp and he has a tendency to crash, his dream died long ago.
So the Ricky Booby wannabe opted for the next best thing: Racing in the Thirld World of car races. He would do better as a camel jockey.
It won't be long before the Conservative logo on the hood of the Dork Dodge becomes a crumpled mass - a symbol of where the Republican Conservatives are headed.
We at the Pain feel bad for Dodge. Having the Conservative Party logo on one of its cherished vehicles will only send future car buyers to Chevrolet.
But we at the Pain are also intrigued by the Republican Conservative commitment to carbon emission reductions.
Bourque has his stick shift so far up the exhaust pipes of Republican Conservatives he has become a partisan boob on his Dork Snooze website.
Everyone knows the Republican Conservatives have been paying Dork bags of cash to run Conservative friendly stories on his website while keeping Liberal friendly stories off.
The much-needed cash has been used to fuel his gas-guzzling, fume-spewing wagon in a series of car races nobody watches. In fact, there is more entertainment on the Don Valley Parkway at rush hour than the sleepy series Dork drives in.
His relationship with the lesser President, a cat lover, was confirmed when four cabinet ministers and 10 MPs showed up on the taxpayer dime Sunday to announce the endorsement of his GHG emitting car (with a top speed of about 40 km-h when Dork is behind the wheel).Dork has been dreaming for years of moving into the Busch series of NASCAR, and even the premiere Nextel Cup series, but because he races no faster than a tricycle being ridden by a chimp and he has a tendency to crash, his dream died long ago.
So the Ricky Booby wannabe opted for the next best thing: Racing in the Thirld World of car races. He would do better as a camel jockey.
It won't be long before the Conservative logo on the hood of the Dork Dodge becomes a crumpled mass - a symbol of where the Republican Conservatives are headed.
We at the Pain feel bad for Dodge. Having the Conservative Party logo on one of its cherished vehicles will only send future car buyers to Chevrolet.
But we at the Pain are also intrigued by the Republican Conservative commitment to carbon emission reductions.
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