A Desperate PMO Told To Puck Off By TSN

Desperate for attention, President Harper's minions in the White House North bunker are still smarting today after TSN told them to piss up a hockey stick.

The wankers around the lesser President, a cat lover, had the gall to call Gord Miller at TSN last week to ask if the sports channel could send a crew over to the cat cemetery at 24 Sussex on Monday, June 4 for Game 5 of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Yet another photo-op for the man who runs away from Canadians, but wears make-up and talks to the dead.

Harper, of course, has been interviewed more times on TSN than he has by members of the National Press Gallery in Ottawa. The yellow stripe on his back brightens every time he gets asked a question.

TSN smartly refused the desperate plea for attention and told those who called to try the psychic hotline next time.