Harper Gets Free Skin Care Products

Much hilarity at Revlon Canada today after the CIA, Swiss Guard, RCMP, OPP, City of Ottawa cops, paramedics, fire trucks, bomb disposal units, SPCA, FBI and MI5 swooped down on President Harper's cat mansion at 24 Sussex Drive on Sunday night.

The emergency overkill was prompted, according to sources, when a make-up salesman dropped by the lesser President's cat lair to sell the not so great man some new skin care products.

Everbody has heard by now how the lesser President likes to wear make-up and eyeliner and frilly underwear and employs (on the taxpayer dime) a make-up/psychic to keep him red in the face.

An eager cosmetics salesman saw a golden opportunity in the President's keen interest in gels, foundation and blush that he decided to pop by the mansion to make a pitch.

Unfortunately, no one was home when he rang the bell. The Mounties, of course, were asleep somewhere on the property and could not be roused from their slumber.

Down, but not out, the salesman tossed his bag over the gate with a note asking the lessser President to try some of his products and get back to him if he wanted to make a purchase.

Then he walked away and all hell broke loose when red-faced Mounties awoke from their nap. They thought the bag contained a bomb and sounded a Red Alert.

The rest is history.