President Harper Hugs Separatist

President Harper is following in the footsteps of the most despised PM in Canadian history. Step forward Brian Mulroney.

The lesser President, a cat lover, has hired a card-carrying separatist on the federal dime to oversee a $1 million witch hunt into an issue that has already been poked and prodded by Auditor General Sheila Fraser.

And no wrongdoing was found when Fraser unleashed her hounds on polling contracts. (Fraser should be looking at partisan polling by President Harper's Republican Conservatives: specifically, who is paying for it? It's certainly not the party.)

Harper's poster boy for accountability hypocrisy, Mike Fortier, the unelected minister of pork, introduced the Republican Conservative's latest pea shooter to woo Quebec voters under the guise of heading a taxpayer-funded smear job.

Danny Paille, a former Parti Quebecois cabinet minister and life-long Canada basher, squeezed his way into Fortier's good books by promising the sleepy Senator help to win him a seat in Quebec whenever President Harper decides to pull the plug.

Fortier, a former bank teller, has been ducking all opportunities to become an elected politician by hiding in the Senate and doing nothing while his unelected ministerial portfolio goes to rat shit.

The last Conservative PM to jump into the sack with separatists was Mulroney. He brought Lucien Bouchard into the Conservative fold.

And while Mulroney was raking up a federal deficit of $42 billion, Bouchard was laying the pipe to found the Bloc Quebecois.

And while the lesser President is hugging Paille, word on the street is that he is also hugging Bloc MP Louise Thibault, who quit her party today to sit as an Independent.

That's code for her to run under President Harper's banner when the writ is dropped.

The lesser President will do anything to secure a majority so he can roll back the social clock and change the face of Canada to that of a war-mongering nation like his American Idol George W. Bush.

While the body count rises in Afghanistan, Harper will do whatever it takes to hold on to power - including welcoming into his tent those who would destroy Canada.