President Harper To Students: Buy Your Own

President Harper, a cat lover, has given thousands of Canadian students a lesson on what it's like to be a Republican-Conservative prime ministerial prick.

As the world knows there is a huge ceremony this weekend in Vimy, France to honour the men and women who fought and died for Canada during the First World War.

Thousands of Canadian students will be on hand for the event.

The official government entourage consists of 135 government officials, 20 RCMP, 20 horses, 300 members of the Armed Forces and 20 veterans.

The students raised money on their own to be part of the historic gathering and were assured by the lesser President's office that lunch would be provided to the students on the day of the memorial.

But at the last minute, the PMO killed the lunch program, saying it was too costly. They will pay to feed the horses.

Now the students are collectively out about $33,000 because box lunches will now have to be purchased from local hotels.

The money was originally going to be used to buy hats (souvenirs) for the kids.

Thanks Mr. President for screwing our children at the expense of bringing a bloated entourage - including horses - to an event that should be used to inspire kids, to teach them about the evils of war and the human sacrifices.

Thanks President Harper.

You taught Canada why you should be kicked out of office..