Fear Factory Churns Out Republican Spin

So the Republican Conservatives were proud as peeing cocks this week showing off their election war room fear factory to interested media.

Minister of Hot Air and Natural Disasters John Beard and his new sidekick, Maxine Bernier, minister of we are not really sure, became the butt of jokes for their Abbott and Costello routine in front of assembled scribes.

The dynamic duet had them rolling in the aisles after telling journos their 17,000 square foot fear factory was up and running because of the looming threat of Liberal Leader Stephane Dion.

Media busted a gut when the dancing partners said it is Dion who is itching to find a way to topple President Harper's minority Republican Conservative government.

The fear factory, they said, was opened just in case Dion forced an election.

First of all, Dion does not have the right number of seats to defeat the muzzled muppets across the way in the Commons.

Secondly, thirdly and fourthly, it's the Republican Conservatives who have been spending like drunken sailors on attack ads, it's the same group that refuses to give Royal Assent to fixed election date legislation and finally it's the Republican Conservatives who opened an election war room.

It's pretty evident who wants the election.

And it looks like the lesser President will use youth justice legislation to bring his own government down.