A Desperate Jack Layton

Dipsy Doodle Leader Jack-in-the-Box Layton is urging the federal government to give tax breaks to people who file their income taxes electronically.

Layton says the move would reduce costs and help the environment by encouraging tax filers to reduce paper consumption, transportation costs and other waste.

He's also proposing that people use their hands to wipe their asses.

And he called on President Harper's Republican Conservatives to make it illegal for cars to have tires.

It's time Canadian drivers went back to their Bedrock roots," he told a news conference today. "It's time for Canadians to yabba dabba do it."