Pope Pops Off

Pope Benedict XVI has confirmed that celibacy "remains obligatory" for Roman Catholic priests.

Are you kidding me.

Now tell that to all those Roman Catholic priests who, over the Ages, sexually assaulted little boys and anything else that struck their fancies.

The Catholic church indeed still lives in a warped universe.

How many of its "priests" are in jail? How many have been banished from the church? How much blood money has been paid to victims?

The RC's better get with the times.