Tuesday, March 27, 2007

President Harper Walks The Walk

The worst way to start a weekend is watching President Harper walk home.

But in retrospect it was a good way to begin a weekend because of the hilarity of watching the lesser President march down Crichton Street last week with a full detail of Mounties in tow.

It was live comedy.

The trip home began when the pudgy President emerged from his motorcade of gas guzzling SUV's at the corner of Beechwood Avenue and Cricton in the toney neighborhood of New Edinburgh and began his walk-a-thon.

A pair of Mounties walked ahead and another pair trailed behind. Harper was in the middle all by his lonesome. Not even a cat to scratch.

Every time the President walked about a block the motorcade would pull out onto the street, catch up and park with engines running till the President again was about a block ahead.

The scene repeated itself all the way to the cat mansion at 24 Sussex Drive.

It was hilarious. Get a treadmill man. You are scaring neighborhood children.

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