Big Ass Uncovered

Conservative stalker James Murray sticks out like a bull in a china shop, especially when the six-foot-four dolt tried to hide among the Maples today to shoot film of Liberal Leader Stephane Dion.

The lumbering Murray, a pre-school graduate of Republican-Conservative slipper camp , was exposed as the boob he is when the cameras were turned on the Republican-Conservative stalker.

"It was beautiful to watch," said a witness to the comedy.

Praised was heaped on Liberal camerman Mick Gzowski who spotted a moving mass trying to hide behind some trees at a Maple Syrup farm in Mississauga where Dion was touring.

According to witnesses, the affable Gzowski - with his own camera rolling - strolled over to where Murray was yhiding behind a tree.

Murray, fully exposed, sees Gzowski coming at him and starts to walk backwards.

Then the knob aims his camera at Gzowski, but continues to flee. He finally reaches his car and races away like the sad sack spy he is.

Hey Murray. We know what you are up to amateur.

Trying to capture some unflattering shots of Stephane Dion to use in negative ad campaigns during an election or to give to your stable of wanking bloggers - yeah the same group that despises women and fondles themselves in their parents' basements.

Why don't you turn the cameras on President Harper.

And bring a wide angle lens.