Dick In Hand Conservative
Can you imagine what Minister of Hot Air and Global Warming John Bully Beard would have said after a crazed man burst into a London eaterie, grabbed a knife, hopped a table, yanked his pants down, and whacked off his willy in front of horrified diners.
The 35-year-old man was resting in London's St. Thomas Hospital after surgeons battled to save the severed dong in what British newspapers today were calling the first penis re-attachment surgery in the United Kingdom.
It's amazing what doctors can do with a needle and thread these days.
As for Beard, the betting line on what he would have said:
"What a waste."
The 35-year-old man was resting in London's St. Thomas Hospital after surgeons battled to save the severed dong in what British newspapers today were calling the first penis re-attachment surgery in the United Kingdom.
It's amazing what doctors can do with a needle and thread these days.
As for Beard, the betting line on what he would have said:
"What a waste."
posted by pain in the grits at 9:28 AM
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