President Harper Minister Pukes In Park

Apparently a wild and crazy booze dripping evening was had by one of President Harper's front-bench seals at the Juno Awards in Saskatoon, according to sources who witnessed the embarrassing display of substance abuse.

Witnesses stumbled across the nearly passed out minister after he dumped his guts in a park adjacent to where the Junos were being held on April 1.

"He tossed his cookies like I've never seen," said one.

"He wretched like someone who had had a few (too many)," said another.

There is concern in the White House North bunker about the minister's irresponsible drinking and other habits that could embarrass the hell out of the lesser President as he seeks to control the world.

Some mutterings even suggest the cat loving lesser President could be forced to fire the loudmouth lout for his reckless behaviour if it continues.

And we all know it will. He can't help himself.

Stay tuned.