Republican Conservative Logo Targets Taliban

News out of Ottawa suggests President Harper's Republican Conservatives are about to announce a multi million dollar advertising strategy that will see the party logo emblazen Canadian tanks in Afghanistan.

"Can you imagine seeing a tank with the Republican Conservative logo coming at you," said a highly placed source. "If that doesn't scare the turbans off the Taliban, I don't know what will."

The lesser President, a cat lover, came up with the brainchild after the highly unsuccessful launch of last weekend's bizarre ad campaign to run the party logo on a garbage truck with the slogan: "Trash Us And You'll Be Arrested."

The increasingly bizarre actions of the lesser President has certainly been raising eyebrows in Ottawa, and around the world.

Sources embedded in the White House North bunker say Harper is spending more and more time in the bong room with his personal psychic and hairdresser.

"He's never recovered from the suicide of his cat Cheddar," said the source. "He's not right"

Indeed.

More proof of Harper's insanity was his attempt today to catch Opposition parties off guard by secretly recalling Parliament and passing legislation proclaiming him dicktator for life.

The plot was foiled when a couple of Liberal MPs playing Frisbee on the front lawn of Parliament Hill got wind of the diabolical scheme and rushed to the House of Commons in time to tell minority government MPs to piss off.

Canada is breathing easier for their quick actions.

But the threat remains.