Communists Speak for President Harper

The communications mimes around President Harper have let the cat lover down again.

The President took three mimes with him on his taxpayer-funded junket to Asia where he embarrassed Canada, but when media following the upright disaster wanted to ask questions on behalf of Canadians they were told to piss on a kimona.

Head mime and Ottawa's newest spy (see item below) Sandra Buckler orchestrated the communications bamboozle around Bubble Boy.

Buckler had one of her legendary hissy shitfits when a journalist asked a question out of turn during a photo-op with the Vietnamese leader.

Buckler took revenge on the media pack by shutting them out for the remainder of the President's joyride through the Orient while she and her two prodigys - Carolyn Clifford Olson and Dimitri Diet Soudas - gave each other manicures.

The media, of course, are used to Buckler and her tantrums. They got the story anyways. Thank Stalin the real Communist communications team in Hanoi came to their rescue.

Canadians found out about the true substance of the President's brief meet and greet with Chinese President Hu Jinato thanks to a Chinese foreign ministry official. Buckler and her team of mimes had gone underground . . . to shop and drink rice wine.

Also, when news broke Canada was wasting its time sending a diplomat to North Korea, it didn't come from Buckler's ace crew. The Korean government told Canadian reporters.

There is a saying that you are only as good as those around you. If that is true then President Harper is a colossal disaster.