President Harper Stinks

President Harper is stinking up the environment again.

The cat lover's presidential motorcade was singled out today in a disturbing report that says sport utility vehicles and big trucks are generating more than a quarter of Canada's greenhouse gas emissions.

The report failed to mention that the other three quarters of emissions comes from the windbags in the Republican-Conservative caucus.

We digress.

The president, of course, is ferried around in a U.S.-style motorcade of pollution belching SUV's. He so wants to be like the Real President. Too bad he will always be Mini-me to his American Idol.

His idling, smog-on-wheels fleet is conveniently hidden behind the Library of Parliament so the president can sneak away and avoid the glare of national media.

Pollution Minister Rona Ambrose was unavailable to comment on the president's continued abuse of the environment.

She was too busy deliberately sabotaging the country's position at the world conference on climate change in Nairobi, Kenya.