Ambrose An International Joke

Pollution Minister Rona Ambrose continues to blacken Canada's eye on the international stage.

Why this person is trotting around the globe on Canada's behalf is the talk of the town today.

Between her and lameduck President Harper, a cat lover, Canada is now a intergalactic laughingstock, a joke on late night comedy shows, fodder for comic strips.

Once a proud nation, Canadians are now hiding in shame thanks to the foreignless policy of President Harper's Republican Conservatives.

Ambrose, of course, knows nothing about the environment.

Science to her is how they get the caramel in a Cadbury chocolate bar. Kyoto to her is a suishi dish. Global warming to her is produced by EasyBake ovens.

She has been a complete failure since the President dumped her in environment.

Like a typical Republican-Conservative, Ambrose blames everybody else but herself and her party for the mess she and President Harper have created.

Her party of extremists (step forward Dianne Haskett) has had 13 years to come up with the simplest of environment plans, but to date have delivered nothing but threats of fines against people who burp or fart.

Even the President's showpiece legislation on the environment was dead on arrival before it reached the steps of Parliament.

Delegates at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Nairobi have singled out Ambrose and President Harper as the single greatest threats to the environment.

Things are so bad, Americans no longer sport the Maple Leaf on their backpacks when travelling abroad. They don't want Europeans confusing them with Canadians.