Kiss My Grits

Scientists have found a new use for Botox other than flattening wrinkles in skin and puffing up thin lips.

Not only can the popular cosmetic treatment relieve severe pain in patients suffering osteoarthritis of the knee, Botox can also be used to remove a stinging pain in one's ass.

That's right folks.

Tired of Republican-Conservatives like John Baird, Jason Kenney and Pierre Poilievre kissing your ass, then Botox could be your answer.

Doctors recommend that injections of Botulinum Toxin Type A will quickly relieve discomfort after months of Republican-Conservative ass kissing.

Side effects include a continued dislike of President Harper and, in rare cases, an uncontrollable desire to kick a Republican-Conservative in the arse, or out of office.