President Harper 's Rocky Horror Rickshaw Show

Canadians were relieved to learn today that President Harper returned to the White House North bunker after stumbling and bumbling his way through the travel virgin's first-ever trip to Asia where he embarrassed Canada and himself on the world stage.

The lesser President, a cat lover, offended the Chinese through his neophyte understanding of Chinese history and his lack of respect for and ignorance of one of the world's oldest cultures.

President Harper's rocky horror rickshaw ride through the Orient has set Canada-China relations back years for his human rights broadside at the Chinese when the world knows the lesser President is the ultimate hypocrite on human rights for his Third World treatment of Canada's First Nations and other vulnerable groups.

President Harper fails to grasp that a healthy trade relationship with the rising economic super power can go a long way towards addressing human rights abuses.

His chopstick approach to diplomacy is a textbook case of why Republican-Conservative Presidents like Harper should be barred from travelling outside the country.