Palm Sistas Dump Jason Kenney

Jason Kenney, the homely Republican-Conservative irritant, is a bigger sphincter today than he was yesterday and it has nothing to do with the five cheeseburgers and three pizzas he gobbled last night while trying and failing (again) to pick up his first date at a Zeller's cafeteria counter.

The Fred Flintstone look-a-like is a pithy Yabba Dabba Doo excuse for a politician.

He proved why he is who he is in an e-mail he sent to Liberal MP Keith Martin yesterday moments after Martin issued a timely press release criticizing President Harper's bungling of international affairs.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kenney, Jason - Personal
Sent: November 15, 2006 4:59 PM
To: Martin, Keith - M.P.
Subject: FW: NEWS RELEASE - COMMUNIQUÉ

Please pass onto Keith that this release reminds me of how glad I am to have left the cynicism of the Liberal Party behind in college; and how sad it is to see him become an apologist for a party whose China policy was effectively written in Beijing. I'm sure that if we ever manage to get Hussien Celil out of a Chinese jail, he will be very grateful for Keith's moral support.

Jason Kenney, MP
Parliamentary Secretary to the Prime Minister

What a dope.

The only positive news in the juvenile and petulant e-mail is the fact Kenney was kicked out of the Liberal party during his college years. The reason for his expulsion has been ordered sealed by the courts, but frat sources say it had something to do with a goat and cheeze balls.