Harper Full Of Beans

So, let us get this straight.

President Harper's idol, George Bush, comes to town with some Mexican guy.

Their stay in Canada creates a huge headache for the residents of Montebello, Que.

The cat lover orders a million-dollar fence around the Chateau Montebello complex to keep prying ears away from the nature of top secret talks.

Thousands of armed guards are deployed to beat and pepper spray a few unruly demonstrators on the outside of the fence.

Chipmunks and groundhogs are gassed on the inside of the fence. They knew too much.

Bush calls the lesser president Stephen.

The Mexican guys wonders why there is no snow.

Business leaders have a private audience with the three amigos.

And what is the pressing concern that emerges from the multi-million-dollar gabfest.

Jellybeans.

Fucking jellybeans.

It appears some candymaker has his wang tied in knots because regulations for jellybeans differ on both sides of the border.

Boo fucking hoo.

Word of advice to the jellybean guy.

Get stuffed.

As for Harper, layoff the beans, man.

You're looking like the Michelin Man.