RCMP Commish Puckers Up For President Harper

The horseless head of the Musical Ride showed his best Kuma Sutra position today for his beloved President Harper.

Wild Bill Elliot, the non-cop chief of the men and women in red serge, thanked the hapless President with a special gift to the cat lover for giving him the top cop job in the country even though he knows shit about crime and policing.

Elliot's first act as the plainclothes leader of the RCMP was to send in the Mounties to the Delta Motel in Charlottetown to remove all journalists from the lobby of the one-star shack.

The lesser President ordered the removal of members of the national press gallery and local media so they would not have access to Republican Conservative wingnuts attending a three-day summer caucus of fools being held at the overpriced motel.

The media were ordered out by the President's personal police force or risked being dragged out by their digital tape recorders and empty wine glasses.

Of course, gallery members scattered like monkeys chasing bananas and bowed to the removal order as they usually do in these situations.